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16 December 2009 @ 07:18 am
the adventures of chunface and duckbuttsu!
Yoochun/Junsu, OT5 (other various pairings which I havent really quite chosen yet lol)
1254 words. its a strong baby, crack crack crack! G, baby :)
in which DBSK reveal their trueselves.. as super hero's and villians!

A/N: im sorry. idek where this came from or how this happened or anything :| i just, im sorry. please enjoy? :D oh! and because it may cause confusion, the boys are indeed still in DBSK are still sing and what not but like Clark Kent is Superman's alter ego, in a way Micky Yoochun is Chunface's alter ego, if you get me? That's why the waitresses recognise them for being famous and that is also why Changmin isnt a hero and not because i had no idea what to name changmin if he was a hero, the best i got was tothemax or something like that. idek its fail so i didnt name him :P

In a world where evil anti-fans are abundant and fangirls are running up and down and everywhere trying so hard to hunt down and burn anyone who comes in contact with their precious oppa’s only one man can save the idols of today. One man, with an amazing ability in facial expressions and a master of disguise can pull any idol out of any situation. Who is this man you may ask yourself? None other than..

Chunface! The amazing and super powerful mastermind, the one person that idols call when in need of help and the one person entrusted with guarding the precious, precious lives of our favourite idols.

But every hero needs a sidekick and it seems Chunface holds the perfect one. With a flotation device that is bigger and far better (probably because its naturally made and he’s had it since birth) than that of Pamela Anderson and an infectious laugh that will render any evil doer to the ground in fits of laughter, the only person in the world that could even be considered to fight next to our hero is the one and only DuckButtSu!

So welcome followers, both new and old, to the adventures of Chunface and DuckButtSu!


Welcome to the city of Seoul, a magical place where people from all over the world may listen to wonderfully made music and dance to steps that anyone can learn. But you mustn’t judge a book by its cover and underneath the fluffy exterior Seoul city houses some of the worse villains of all time.

On the far side of the city, within the depths of a seedy apartment building the evil arch nemesis of our heroes is terrorising an innocent person.

The Joker has got nothing on this guy. JAEVIL! He is so evil that his name is spelt in capital letters and evil is even apart of his name! (Although it is suspected that he was either drunk or just plain lazy when he came up with his name) Born insanely gorgeous he makes girls, and guys alike, fall to the ground with his thinking face. Although his smile may seem innocent he is a highly dangerous villain and even though it may be hard to resist many advise to avoid him as much as possible (alright fine, take a picture, maybe squeal a little and than run like hell)

“Bow down to me! For I am JAEVIL!” JAEjoongVIL cackles as he eyes Changmin on the other side of the room.

Changmin, the youngest (and sometimes the only sane) member of DBSK, looks at his eldest hyung from across the room “What the hell are you doing Jaej-”

“Goddamnit Min, the name is JAEVIL can’t you read it on my back?!” he turns around to reveal the white block letters written on the back of his black singlet

Changmin raises an eyebrow “Does Yunho know you took his shirt? And wrote on it with white nail polish?”

JAEVIL expression falls right off his face “Bow down to me. Now” JAEVIL asks again, pretending he hadn't heard Changmin.

“Hyung, you might be older than me but there is no way I am bowing down to you” Changmin laughs as walks past JAEVIL and into the kitchen.

“Oh, keep looking” JAEVIL begins as he hears the sounds of cupboards being opened and closed “You won’t find anything”

“Where’s the food?! Why isn’t there any food?!” Changmin darts towards JAEVIL and grabs his collar “Make me food, please, I’m dying here! I haven’t eaten in-in-in like 20 minutes!” Changmin sobs, tears actually starting to form in his eyes

JAEVIL smirks at Changmin “Bow down to your master!”

Changmin gets on his knees straight away and after five minutes of continuous bowing he stops and looks up at JAEVIL “Will you make me food than?”


“NNNOOOOOOO!!” Changmin shouts, his arms flailing in the air before fainting on the spot, right next to JAEVIL’s feet. JAEVIL laughs to himself as he steps over Changmin’s unconscious body and into the lounge.

Who will save this poor boy from starvation?


On the other side of the city our heroes have heard the cry of the helpless Changmin, but alas they are stuck in the line at…Starbucks?

“What the hell do you mean you don’t know who I am?!” YooChunface slams his fist onto the counter “I am famous for god sakes!”

“Sorry sir, but I don’t know who you are” The waitress looks a bit frightened at the reaction and asks politely “Do you mind taking your double mocha cappuccino and leaving? You’re holding up the line”

“I’ll hold up the line as long as I feel like it!” YooChunface begins “You don’t understand I am like the most important –”

“Chunface, Changmin is calling” DuckButtSu whispers quietly into his ear “I suggest you come back later for this”

Chunface nods and looks back at the waitress “I’ll be back to finish this later” He says dramatically pointing into her face, before flicking his hair and running out the door

“That was so goddamn weird; I really hope he doesn’t come back” The waitress whispers to her co-worker.

Her co-worker stares at her for a moment “You do know who that was right?” The waitress shakes her head “That was Micky Yoochun and Xiah Junsu from DBSK”

The waitresses jaw drops to the floor at her co-workers revelation “Aw, hell no! But why were they dressed so-so-”

“Retarded-ly? No clue, maybe it’s their next concept” The co-worker laughs as she prepares the next drink “DBSK’s new concept: Superheros! But I must admit, they’re stylist should be fired. I mean what the hell was up with Junsu wearing those ass-less chaps?. He looked like a really, really bad Christina Aguilera wannabe”


DuckButtSu pauses outside of their apartment door, leaning on the wood for support, as he struggles to breathe “Dude, what the hell, why did we run all the way here? We could have just taken my car!”

Chunface looks up in surprise “Why are you asking me! You started running, like, right past your car so I started running after you!”

“Hey I’m just the sidekick, you’re the leader!” DuckButtSu replies, pushing Chunface against the shoulder

“Oh shut up and prepare our entrance music” Chunface sighs, breathing in deeply, and preparing his most daring face yet “Ready?”

Junsu pulls an iPod and a portable speaker from underneath his shirt and nods “Ready”

Chunface slams the door open and poses triumphantly in the doorway, all the while You Belong With Me playing loudly behind him. “It is I Chunfa- What the hell! Why is You Belong With Me playing?! I specifically told you that our entrance song is Purple Line!”

DuckButtSu looks dumfounded at his leader “Um no, you told me it was You Belong With Me. You told me you loved this song. You even told me you loved Taylor Swift! You told me it would be a good entrance song!”

JAEVIL nods, having no clue what in the world is going on. The door slams, three seconds pass before Chunface bursts into the apartment again “It is I! The awesome Chunface! Here to rescue Changmin from your grasp, JAEVIL!”

JAEVIL, finally catching on with what’s happening, stands confidently from the coach “Bring it on Chunface! I ain’t ‘fraid of you!”

comments are loved and concrit is, a-okay, haha :)
im not really sure if this is chaptered, if the response is good than i'll write another part :D
Current Mood: numbnumb
Current Music: I Hate You - 2PM
jinsane226: Chicken Sammishjinsane226 on December 15th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
oh crap man... I so needed the laugh...
I would love to read more of ChunFace and DuckButt
I wish I was the Starbuck's girl... I'd take pictures of their wacky style like there was no tomorrow.

Poor Minnie, will they rescue him from starvation in time DX lol
ekin_hardyekin_hardy on December 15th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
Its so LMAO....

U're so crazy I love u...
peach_gerl16peach_gerl16 on December 15th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
hey there, love this..i hope u will continue..btw, i have added u..hope that u add me back..hope to get know u..^_^
음악 그냥 음악이다~♥: Jae_Puffblinkable on December 16th, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
LOL pls update...you gotta show us the encounter between JAEVIL and Chunface! (I am so used to typing Chun!face though) wokay? 8Db
And Uknow Yunho...I am excited!
Cat: Whos that?junsu_luvr on December 16th, 2009 02:33 am (UTC)
ROTLF! OMFG THE CHAPS!!! The mental picture has killed me. For srs.
“Oh, keep looking” JAEVIL begins as he hears the sounds of cupboards being opened and closed “You won’t fine anything”
LAUGHINGSOHARDOMG. Write moar~~~~~! xD
shinchul303: pic#68950733shinchul303 on December 16th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
I haven't even read this, yet I HAVE to compliment you immediately on


So totally awesome and true! I almost feel sorry for the other boys.

Jaejoong is so much a force (a demon force?) to be reckoned with...

I'm sure he's the one behind the lawsuit (though I know damn well Junsu is not the cutesy soft touch he projects for the media--this one has raw ambition).

Off to read.
simply_junsusimply_junsu on December 16th, 2009 05:03 am (UTC)
LOL!! This is hilarious!!
LynnLuvTVXQlynnluvtvxq on December 16th, 2009 09:13 am (UTC)
OH MY GAAAAAAWD!!!(hehe, i love that expression^^)

u know what? i can even visualize it in my head n it's 'awesome...er'!?

more please~~~~
laurana1laurana1 on December 16th, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)

I seriously love this! It's super DUPER late here, but I just wanted to comment quickly before I sleep... I'll leave a better comment tomorrow. ^_^

I do want to say that JAEVIL is GENIUS... For serious. Like, Jae combined with Evil, or if you split it up directly, it's Jae Vil (which I think of Vil standing for villian... so it TOTALLY works) haha sorry I just think that's fantastic wordplay right there... XD

Please do continue! *begs* This is hilarious!
ekkusuchanekkusuchan on December 16th, 2009 09:35 am (UTC)
i started giggling during the first few lines of jaevil introduction. the sound was so scary i tell you xDDDD

oh COME ON, you can't leave it just at that! the battle hasn't even started!! xD and yunho is still characterless xDDDD

this is just so silly i love it ♥
ekkusuchanekkusuchan on December 16th, 2009 09:38 am (UTC)
by the way, just to correct some errors,

maybe squeal a little and than run like hell → "and then run"

Will you make me food than? → "Will you make me food then?"
juhlijuhli on December 16th, 2009 10:46 am (UTC)

Imao, this is somehow funny xD